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BEG Belize Itinerary
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Royal Caribbean Resort is not all-inclusive. You will be responsible for any charges you incur at the resort and off property (including meals, beverages, phone calls, transportation, etc). You have the choice of taking advantage of the meals at the resort or you may explore the local eateries or you can even do some cooking yourself in your cabana. Taxis into town cost about 5 dollars US per person each way. The rates for a golf cart are $60 per day or $250 for the entire stay. There is only one day when you will definitely need a cart for a planned BEG activity (the Thursday golf cart road trip) however you'd probably enjoy having a cart for the Wednesday shopping trip and the Friday club-hopping tour. A taxi or bike could be substituted for all trips into town. All resort parties will be held in the BEG Party Tent. |
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12pm
Check-in and make your golf cart rental arrangements if needed. Unpack and get settled in your cabana at the BEG Booty Barracks.
Afternoon
Relax, hang out on the beach and forget all about your day job. The resort BBQ Pit will be open for lunch.
7pm
BEG Group Dinner
Meet us in the resort dining area for a special group dinner. Dress casual and wear your name tag so we can all get to know each other.
9pm
BEG Pajama Party
Special kinky prizes will be awarded for the best male and female pajama wearers. The winner will get a special prize from BEG's adult toy store! Put on your sexiest lingerie or Hugh Heffneresque bathrobe & ascot and meet us in the BEG Party Tent. Bring your own beverages, we'll provide the music. After the resort bar closes were on our own, so you might want to bring at least one bottle of booze in your carry-on, and maybe a snack. Make sure you wear insect repellant because Belizean bugs get hardcore at night. |
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10am
Breakfast & Grocery Shopping in San Pedro
Ride your cart or take a cab into San Pedro. We recommend "Estel's Dine by the Sea" for breakfast, but you can eat wherever you'd like. At noon we'll take a trip to the San Pedro Supermarket on Pescador Drive & stock up on food, liquor and beverages for our cabana kitchenettes and the BEG beach party.
2pm
BEG Beach Party
Located on the beach at the resort. Bring your own specialty dish, snack, dessert or beverage to share with your friends. Sgt. Scourge will be your host and the resort bar and BBQ pit will be open if you need to purchase drinks or food. Wear your skimpiest bikinis and speedos! Beach bowling, sexy games and dancing.
9pm
BEG Spanking Party
Spank it if you got it! Just doing what we do best all night long in the BEG Party Tent. We'll take a break to see who can do the best booty popping. The winner gets a special group spanking by the *Booty Brigade. Bring your own booze, beverage or snack. We'll take a moonlight dip in the **pool (for the daring and the sober). Let's see who can hang long enough to see that pretty sunrise from the resort pier.
* Those interested in enlisting as a Booty Brigade Soldier, please inquire within.
** Lifeguards are not provided. Please use pool and ocean with caution at all times.
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11am
BEG Golf Cart Road Trip
We climb on our carts and roll out to explore the southern end of Ambergris. Our first stop will be Mar De Tumbo Beach for a leisurely swim. This is the only beach on the island where the waves tumble to the shore through a break in the reef. Bring your swimsuit and a towel. Around 1pm we'll grab lunch and then ride up Avenida Del Sol in San Pablo which stretches to the Lagoon's edge.
9pm
BEG Belizean Idol Night
If you have any special talent, you can enter. Sing, dance or shoot an olive out your butt. We definitely aren't picky and no trick is too insignificant. Contestants will be required to show us one of their best talents and look good while they are doing it. Bring your own booze and snacks. A prize will be awarded to the most talented member by show of applause, just like Showtime at the Apollo, except without the stump, but maybe we can find something else you can rub on for good luck. |
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10am
Snorkling Excursion
Those interested can join us on an optional snorkeling trip to one of Belize's most famous snorkeling areas at the Hol Chan Marine Reserve (Sign up at front desk). Large schools of blue tangs and grunts are common, as are triggerfish, hog fish, parrot fish, barracuda and nurse sharks. Black tipped reef sharks and juvenile sea turtles are occasionally seen. Bring a swimsuit, towel and waterproof container for your money and keys. We'll stop for lunch & margaritas and the way back.
7pm
San Pedro Club-Hopping Tour
Dinner and entertainment in San Pedro. We will make group reservations for dinner and live entertainment in town, however you can dine wherever you choose. Afterwards we’ll do some serious club-hopping at the Jaguar Club (ladies free), Big Daddy's, Barefoot Iguana and the Black & White Reggae Bar. Most clubs charge a small cover. Ladies, the streets are made out of sand. High heels won't work.
12am
BEG Casino Night
If you aren't too tired after all that clubhopping, bring your playing cards, dominos and board games to the BEG Party Tent. It's not really a casino, but if you put your role-playing experience to work, we can make it happen. Ladies throw on your sluttiest cocktail dress and fake eyelashes. Men put on your black bow-ties Chippendale's style. We'll set up tables for spades, poker and blackjack. Somebody said something about naked twister? Bring your own booze and snacks. Real high-rollers party until daybreak... don't disappoint us! |
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Tour Day
This is your day to plan as you choose. You may select any of the tours offered at the front desk or opt to stay at the resort and relax. Make sure you select your tour a few days in advance and confirm with the resort's front desk. You are responsible for all tour costs. A few examples of the most popular tours are:
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Altun Ha Mayan ruin tour
-Cave Tubing and zoo tour
-The Great Blue Hole dive site tour
-Jungle Horseback tour
9pm
BEG Belizean Happy Hour
It's our last night in Belize and time to drink up all of our remaining liquor before check-out! Meet us in the BEG Party Tent. You bring the beverages, we'll bring the music. After a few cocktails go back to the Booty Barracks and get ready for Fetish Night!
11pm
BEG Fetish Night
Wear your sexiest fetish outfits and bring your wicked little toy bag if you want to. Tonight's our last night in the BEG Party Tent and we want to do it up right. No fetish party could be complete without at least one or two good demos. We'll announce these after we find out which talented lifestylers are attending (and convince them to perform for us). Bring your leftover booze and any food or snacks you want eaten before checkout. Later we'll meet out on the pier to watch our last Belizean sunrise. Bring your camera. |
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Unfortunately it's check-out day, but don't worry, we'll see you all again next year.
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