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Review #001

Name: Vibra Phone
Category:
Vibes
Description: "Your Secret Agent Massager. Flip phone design. 2 vibration speeds with easy push button control. Light, discreet and powerful. 4¼ inches by 1¼ inches in width when closed."
Manufacturer
: California Exotic
Cost:
$11.99
Reviewed by:
coffee-February 2006

OK, I'll admit, I'm a sucker for gimmicks and I wanted this vibrating cellphone more for the purpose of showing it off to my girlfriends than jacking off with it. Because lets face it, if the d*ck is good at home, who needs a vibrator? But... sometimes your man is just not available when you need some, and that's when the vibe really comes in handy. Plus as an added incentive they were offering a free gift with every purchase so I got a cute little pink vibe thrown in for free. For twelve bucks you can't really beat that. The package arrived fast in an inconspicuous brown box. You definitely couldn't tell it was from a sex store. The freebie pink vibrator was a piece of garbage. I chucked it in my panty drawer and will probably never use it. (UPDATE: that freebie pink vibe gets used quite a bit actually) Then I took out my vibraphone. I love this thing. The best part about it is I can leave it laying on my dresser, or anywhere really, and it looks just like a little innocent cellphone. It's actually quite attractive too. I was worried that it only takes ONE triple A battery but let me tell you, this thing is powerful! I've used it three times and it shows no signs of slowing down. It's not made for insertion, it's too wide and there's cracks where your p*ssy juice would get in there and make a mess. The best way to use it is to flip it open, turn the lid sideways and rub it on your clit. The most vibrations seem to be in the lid. Oh. my. god. This thing will have you coming in seconds! It would have been nice if you could adjust the speeds manually, instead of just having two speeds, but I'm not complaining about that too much. After all, it was only 12 dollars. I had visions of bringing it out to the club with me, but it's way too loud and I live in New York so I would definitely get clowned on trying to sneak one off in the ladies room. But this is a vibe that will pull off an orgasm in the five minutes you have before your alarm clock goes off and you can bring it on vacation with you and not have to worry about leaving in the bible drawer at the hotel. This one is a winner and I give it 4 cherries.
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